cuteless:

is your mouth a butthole because shit just keeps coming out

(Source: cuteless)

dutchster:

when you have the hiccups while trying to sleep

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ragingpaige:

omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re a huge asshole, tom” and he was like “JUST PUSH ME INTO A DITCH”

(Source: poppunksuperstar)